Gummi borgy. (Taken with instagram)
I should probably stop reblogging these, but they just keep getting better.
BRING ON THE MEAT PEOPLE.

I am 30 years old, and I have not yet met an average person, apparently.
Me neither, apparently.
This doesn’t even make any sense. 1 shot is about one ounce which is about equivalent to the ammount of alcohol in one pint beer. So 13 beers would only make about 13 OUNCES OF BOOZE. 152 ounces is more like 13 PINTS full of booze.
The fun thing is, I am pretty sure I am STILL way above THAT average haha.
I think it’s supposed to be like, if you imagine thirteen beers, then imagine that instead of beer it’s pure alcohol? So if it were all beer, averaging 5% alcohol content, it would be 20 times that- 260 pints of beer per year on average. I think. That or my math is horrible.
I don’t think they meant to put ‘year’ there.
I think that what they actually meant was ‘Tuesday night’.







